Degrassi actress Jordan Todosey was spotted by paparazzi at the restaurant Dorsia on Thanksgiving day.

To protest the American Thanksgiving Day traditions, Canadians engage in cannibalism on that day…usually eating the homeless or former child actors who have disappeared from the spotlight.  Jordan confessed that she was eating the remains of former Degrassi star, Jake Goldsbie.

At least she likes broccoli (my all-time favorite veggie!!!).

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Posted by Kary

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  1. Unknown's avatar

    Ew, what is that? The food looks gross but Jordan looks really pretty in this picture.

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    Gah, kid wears way too much make-up. But I guess she’s under the impression that she really needs to accentuate her femininity now (because of the short short hair), so she just slathers it on like paint. It looks clownish, though.

    Is the Degrassi tabloid going to become a thing, Kary? How are we to pass the time until new episodes air, next year?

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      i have no clue :-/

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    2. Unknown's avatar

      I’m sure you know her personally, right. That’s how you know why she dresses this way, it definitely has nothing to do with who she is.

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    i love broccoli tooo!!

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    yea, this whole tabloid thing is very cheesy..please dont do it agian..if u have nothing interesting about the show to post, why waste ur time with filler stuff.

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      if you don’t find it interesting, then why even bother coming here?

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        in other words, 99% of the stuff I post from now until February will be pointless filler crap…it won’t all be as pointless as this post, but it won’t be relevant to the show now (because you’re sorely mistaken if you think there will be a wealth of meaningful information over this break). i can’t just not do anything for 3 months

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    I completely disagree, she actually has on very little makeup (from what i can see), it only looks like eyeliner.

    And DAMN, she looks pretty.

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      I agree, it doesn’t look like she’s wearing too much makeup. Surely not enough to be called “clownish”. I don’t think some foundation and eyeliner is going too overboard.

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    KARY!!!! You should really make this a regular thing(: don’t listen to the haters, this was actually amusing.We NEED somthing for the next few Degrassi-less months,and I really want these tabloid things to become a regular..maybe you should hold a poll to see who wants them and you doesn’t? XD

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    lol if you didn’t find it funny don’t come here because there is nothing else for him to post except for random stuff…..

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    this post made me really happy! kary, dont listen to the silly haters, this is hilarious! i came on the site and read that title, and was like “OMGWTFBBQCANNIBAL?!”

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    Lol. It’s Kary’s blog. He can post whatever the hell he wants.
    We should just feel lucky he does as much as he does.

    Plus this was funny.

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    Lol she looks weird when her boobs are noticeable. D:
    (no offense intended)

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  11. Unknown's avatar

    LOL. I love this. My brother who watches the show was genuinely scared. And I just happened to be listening to Ke$ha’s relevantly named newly released EP…

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    Hello My Name is Crazy December 2, 2010 at 6:21 pm

    Ok, Jordan Todosey posted that on her twitter (which is the one that you have) and it was NOT taken by paparazzi and is NOT an act of cannibalism. Only carnivorism (which is not a word).

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      Hello My Name is Crazy December 2, 2010 at 6:24 pm

      Oh, and don’t get me wrong, it’s funny, but if that were me in the picture I’d be really mad/upset if people believed it.

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    It was so freaking obvious this was a joke. OF COURSE ITS NOT REAL!!

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    Degrassiobsessed December 30, 2010 at 9:53 pm

    I’m not used to seeing Jordan a girl it’s so different but she is soooo pretty!

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