DegrassiBlog Search Terms 4/17/12

I’m back with some more DegrassiBlog search terms…these are the things people are searching for on google and other search engines and it somehow leads them to my blog:

1) melinda shankar bikini
2) melinda shankar nude
– Seriously? People are still looking for nude pics of Mindy?  Chances are it’s because of the Season 9 episode Shoot To Thrill that they think there are actual nude pics of her floating around, so Melinda has a message for you weirdos:

3) luke bilyk gay
4) munro chambers gay
– I can neither confirm nor deny the sexual preferences of Luke Bilyk and Munro Chambers lol…

5) cristine prosperi bikini
6) skinny lesbian
7) manny santos season 5 hair
– Yes, Manny’s season 5 hair was awful.

8) ryan cooley penis
9) ryan cooley gay
– Hmmmmmmm…..Hmmmmmmmm

10) declan from degrassi teennick naked
11) luke bilyk shirtless pics
12) blowjob
– Ummm with this blowjob thing…can you be a little more specific?

13) degrassi cancelled 2012
– Nope, Degrassi hasn’t received the axe yet, and will be around through at least Spring 2013.

14) cristine prosperi ethnicity
Cristine wears a Pocahontas outfit for Halloween and all of sudden people are either outraged because they think she’s being “racially insensitive,” or they’re confused about her ethnicity.  She’s 100% black by the way:

15) cute black girl on ctv
– Shanice Banton.

16) degrassi new beginnings 11.5 does alli get shot
– No, though I’m guessing there are quite a few people who wish she had.

17) degrassi nude
– Apparently people think Degrassi is porn because it’s got ASS in it.

18) sam earle shirtless
19) ricardo hoyos shirtless
– See photo at top of blog post.

20) munro chambers nude
21) munro chambers engaged
– If there were any nude pics or nude engagement pics of Munro, the Degrassi universe would spontaneously combust, and those of us who survived would eventually drown in a sea of fiery ovaries.

22) imogen is julia from degrassi
– Not true, but if it were it’d make for one hell of a Degrassi mindfuck!

23) spencer van wyck quits
– Who knows what’s going on here if he’s going to be in Season 12, or if he quit or was fired.  But I will not rest until I uncover the truth. #WHEREISWESLEY2012

24) aislinn paul dating luke bilyk
– Luke can’t possibly be dating Aislinn if he’s in a gay relationship with Munro (see #3 and #4 above)…or maybe they’re in a Degrassi cast love triangle…

25) why did miriam mcdonald leave degrassi
– Because I blackmailed Stephen Stohn into making sure Spemma never saw the light of day after their marriage.  In reality, she left because it was her time to go.  There was nothing left for her character to do and Degrassi was doing a total purge of post-grad characters in order to revamp the show for Season 10.  It’s ironic that people search for all kind of nude pics of the Degrassi cast, but there were no nude searches for Miriam…she’s the only one with nude pics or herself floating around the internet.

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