I have nothing personal against Chantay…I actually find it amusing that she’s been on the show for what seems like an eternity, and that she probably should’ve graduated several seasons ago.  But this song is for all of the Degrassi fans who despise Chantay and her pointlessness (hey you’ve gotta admit she’s at least better than Leia).

Bonus points to the people who can figure out the references in the lyrics.

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No Chantay
Written By: Kary Bowser
Vocals: Kary Bowser, Dave Turner, Wesley Betenkamp
Instruments: Connor DeLaurier, Wesley Betenkamp
Producer: Kary Bowser, Connor DeLaurier
Engineer: Sav Bhandari
Recorded at Degrassi CS. Degrassi Media Corp., BHANDARI RECORDS, 2011.

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She first started out in Season 4 she was on the Power Squad with Darcy
Six years later and she’s still here now the fans are like what the fuck? So

No, I don’t care if Manny’s racist
No, I’m anti Anti-Grapevine
No, I don’t care about your sticky notes
No, you don’t need any screentime and

[chorus]
No, I don’t want Chantay
When in the hell is this girl gonna graduate
Been on the show too long
So I’m singing this song
Listen up Epitome

I don’t want Chantay
When in the hell is this girl gonna graduate
Been on the show too long
So I’m singing this song
Listen up Epitome

Now she’s like Spinner Mason his last three seasons
She’s here for no real freakin reason
Is Jajube broke? Insert Chantay joke
Need dough? Just ask Munro, so

No, I don’t care if Manny’s racist
No, I’m anti Anti-Grapevine
No, I don’t care about your sticky notes
No, you don’t need any screentime

[chorus]

She’s at a slumber party at Emma’s (Oh Chester), I’m talkin to you
I really hope the cookie was worth it (Oh Holly J), I’m talkin to you
No real storylines is it cause she’s black (Oh writers), I’m talkin to you
Will she ever see the DBT oh no we don’t want Chantay

Chan…Tay… (x4)

[chorus]

Posted by Kary

43 Comments

  1. I HATE CHANTAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  2. you are refrencing to chantay

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  3. lol That song is a freaking win.

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  4. LMFAO this song is the most hilarious Kary has ever written!

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  5. OMG this song is too funny! Great job! (props for using No Scrubs!)

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  6. Heehee, I got all the references! I’m officially an addict.

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  7. Fun fact: In French, “Chantay” means “gigantic missed opportunity.”

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    1. Funny. It actually means “sing.” But points for effort!

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      1. Je n’ai pas su ce que son nom signifie! Tu es extrêmement intelligent.

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      2. actually chanter means to sing (yes it is pronounced Chantay but still…

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  8. Your voice sounds like Weird Al! This totally made my night. It’s been a shitty ass week. No Chantay!

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  9. I DIED at the Degrassi Bermuda Triangle part. Hahahaha, best one yet.

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  10. lolololol

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  11. Lol I loved it it would be so funny if this was to appear in an episode lol and I can’t believe the three teners were involved in this song considering dave Is chantay’s cousin. Bad Dave bad bad Dave lol

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  12. TOO FUNNY. I’m laughing so hard right now. I love Jajube, but Chantay needs to go.

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  13. LOL. The sad part is, she was never held back. She’s just so irrelevant, it makes you automatically think she should be off the show. This is her timeline: Season 4-8th Grade Season 5-Freshman Season 6-Sophomore Season 7-Sophomore Season 8-Junior Season 9-Junior Season 10-Senior Season 11 Part 1-Senior

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  14. Hahahaha good stuff. Also, she was on season’s 4-7, but didn’t get to be part of the fulltime cast til Season 8.

    IMO, the five worst full time cast members:
    1.) Chantay 2.) Leia 3.) Blue 4.) Damien 5.) Dave

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  15. DegrassiLover May 15, 2011 at 3:56 pm

    Very funny!!! :)
    Except when Chantay was cheerleading with Darcy it was called the Spirit Squad at the time, not the Power Squad.

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  16. lol at least Leia was a nice person…they were there cuz they just need pple of colour on the show. I didnt mind Leia cuz she’s a lot like me i wish she just had a storyline. but chantay is just a disgusting person

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  17. Great job! And kudos for using No scrubs by TLC. I love them and that song!

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  18. i hate her so much. shes been there since season 4

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  19. Epic win song. Ive been waiting for someone to make this song

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  20. This might be a dumb question but what does DBT stand for?

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    1. Degrassi Bermuda Triangle

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  21. wasnt she supposed to grduate with peter….?

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    1. technically but since she didn’t that would mean that she came on as an 8th grader and since Degrassi is supposed to be a 7-12 grade building…

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  22. DegrassiLover May 16, 2011 at 8:11 pm

    Since Chantay will be graduating, I wonder if she will get an A or B Plot dealing with her relationship with Danny??? (Like she goes to his college or they break up)

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    1. Didn’t Danny and Chantay break up already?

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    2. they never actually said if they broke upp

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  23. OMG, I forgot ALL about Chester I want to do Tye dye now
    And the racist thing was like 1 line and then her running off crying, lol

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  24. HELL no chantay rocks my world

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  25. ThisIsChantay May 17, 2011 at 2:29 am

    KARY, MY DEAR. I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME. I WILL HAVE TO POST SOMETHING ABOUT THIS ON THE ANTIGRAPEVINE. CAUSE IMMA FIGHT THIS, MOTHER FUCKA!
    Jk Kary your great! :) We all hate Chantay! Thanks for singing! :D

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  26. Degrassi Season 10 is released today! Anyone buy/order it yet?

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    1. DegrassiLover May 17, 2011 at 11:52 am

      I won it, but i’ve heard people have been having trouble buying it off of amazon.com

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      1. yea, i pre-ordered it off amazon months ago. supposed to be shipped to my house by tomorrow. but amazon is now saying that they dont have it in stock. and they dont have an exact estimate on when they will release the DVD. but stephen stohn said that it should be out by May.31st.11….UGH

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      2. This is annoying (b/c I pre-ordered it too). I don’t get why they waited until yesterday to say anything about it, even Stephen had trouble getting info out of them

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  27. ROTFL Kary!! Looove the song!! But I hate to say it but Chantay is just part of a looong problem Degrassi has had with black females, with Liberty being the ONLY exception, Hazel, Chantay and now (I hope not..) Marisol are basically the SAME character…The pretty, empty-headed, side-kick black girl who just follows the popular girl around i.e. Paige, Darcy and Jenna. Hopefully, with her best friend attending Degrassi, Marisol will have MORE CHARACTERIZATION next season, but I’m not holding my breath.

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    1. very true, its sooooo sad that yet we still kno nothing about danny and he was on the show soooooo long. once he was a senior i thought we were gonna see the school threw his eyes more and yet he was a back up to sav and peters problems.. (personally i hated derrick after season 7 because he was soo boring and they tured him into the “cool guy” and to me i didnt see it.)

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  28. Chantay’s my favorite character, shes a true queen bee, if you think about it Chantay runs Degrassi!

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  29. This song is the bomb I HATE CHANTAY !

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  30. Whats the real song cuz this is the JAM

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  31. Do you mind if I put this on YouTube?

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  32. I just found out about this
    Pretty effed up xD. But so so sooooo funny. Seriously, Scrubs is the best diss song ever. Glad you used it :P .

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