"Fitzy needs a date tonight, or I'll cut Eli with a knife"

This episode of Degrassi Radio is focused on the episode descriptions of “When Love Takes Over,” “The Way We Get By,” and “Jesus, Etc.”  I also talk a little bit about the whole Julia/Dark Moon thing.  It’s also the debut of the Degrassi parody song “Fitzy Needs A Date.” More on that song below.

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DEGRASSI RADIO 1-30-11
Umbrella – Rihanna (Amazon.com)
Episode Description:  When Love Takes Over
Sweet Fever – Money Money (iTunes || Amazon.com)
Episode Description:  The Way We Get By
Fitzy Needs A Date – Fitz & Kary, ft. The Three Tenners
Episode Description:  Jesus, Etc.

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FITZY NEEDS A DATE
Written By: Mark Fitzgerald, Wesley Betenkamp
Vocals: Kary Bowser, Mark Fitzgerald, Dave Turner
Instruments: Connor DeLaurier, Wesley Betenkamp
Producer: Kary Bowser, Connor DeLaurier
Engineer: Sav Bhandari
Recorded at Degrassi CS. Degrassi Media Corp., BHANDARI RECORDS, 2011.

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One day I was driving and listened to MJ’s “Rock With You,” and for some reason I started singing the words “Fitzy neeeeeds a daaaate” to the chorus.  Then I decided to turn it into a parody song.  Fitz should’ve been singing this song when he asked Clare to Vegas Night dammit.  Yes it’s ridiculous, yes I know the vocals are lame, yes I know I’m not Michael Freakin Jackson, and yes this song will help Fitz get laid.  Girls like guys that sing them songs.

Oh yeah, BIG thanks to Fitz, superstar engineer Sav and of course The Three Tenners (Wesley, Dave and Connor) for being ballers and letting me be part of their new single.  Their first track got 50 hits….let’s get this one to 51!!!!!!

Clare close your eyes, let your boy Fitzy comfort you
Don’t try to fight it, there ain’t nothing that you can do
Relax your bod, you’re looking kinda hot

So can you feel my heat, then come on in my kitchen
And get some Fitzy love

(chorus)
Cause Fitzy needs a date (tonight)
Or I’ll cut Eli (with a knife)
Cause Fitzy needs a date (tonight)
So I can rock your body

When Eli dies in season 10
You’ll still have Fitzy Poo
So be my boo forever

(rap)
Yo my heart goes crazy when I think about Sadie
So I know how you feel Fitz tell Clare baby
That you’re more than just a thug, that’s lookin at her butt
Wes might’ve grabbed her boobs, but you wanna grab her love
Word on the street Fitz got that heat
Like Dave in your stereo pumpin that beat, Clare listen

Cause Fitzy needs a date
Cause Fitzy needs a date
Tonight

(repeat chorus)

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Posted by Kary

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  1. Unknown's avatar

    OH MY GAWD!!!! new fave song? i think so!!! that was pure genius i can’t stop laughing!!! the rap.. lmfao!!!

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    I doubt that Eli was Julia and then had a sex change. I was thinking that one Julia died Eli started living her life for her. So he began dressing up and acting like Julia, similar to how Norman Bates dressed up and acted like his mother in Psycho.

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    GiantStuffedDog January 31, 2011 at 7:08 am

    Eli and Julia being brother and sister would be a creepy, but interesting storyline. Eli would have a hard time coming back from that storyline though.

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      That would be sooo creepy… I am just creeped out about that thought!

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    […] given more in-depth thoughts in this week’s Degrassi Radio show. THANKS […]

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    degrassilover77 January 31, 2011 at 3:26 pm

    So, I’m here laughing my head off @ “Fitzy Needs a Date” (Good job Kary!), and then I hear Kary reference my comment about Eli & Julia!!! In the great words of Adam…BOOYAH!!!!

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  6. Unknown's avatar

    I still think Anya’s going to be eaten by a mutant pillow pet.

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    Much Music’s Episode Description

    “When Love Takes Over”
    Friday, Feb. 11 at 9 p.m. ET/PT
    Sweetheart Week hits DEGRASSI and Adam is shocked by his newfound connection with Fiona. That is until Fiona’s drinking habits become out of control. He’s willing to turn a blind eye if it means they get to spend time together, but begins to wonder if he’s the problem. Meanwhile, Anya is thrilled that her mom has been proclaimed cancer free, but is not thrilled that she won’t get to see cute and funny Dr. Chris anymore. But when romance blooms, Anya is thrilled. Good thing he doesn’t know she’s a 17-year-old high school student…

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    1. Unknown's avatar

      How many times can they use the word “thrilled” in one episode description??

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  8. Unknown's avatar

    Kary I honestly wasn’t expecting that to sound as amazing as it did.

    Like wow, you are so talented!

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  9. Unknown's avatar

    Maybe Julia is actually alive and wrote the book under the pen name to reveal the true secrets about Eli and because of this Eli starts imagining her. Probably wrong, but we do not know for FACT that she is dead.

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    i honestly dont think its gonna be something farfetched with eli and julia i still think of julia as some dominater or like evil leader whenever i see the picture so maybe i think that eli told Julia she was suffocating him or he was feeling like he needed space and now coming from claire it makes him think hes becoming like julia and it scares the hell out of him?? idk just a guess but its pretty straight forward

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      i also got an email from anoher employee from Echo bridge entertainment and she said:

      “There are actually 44 episodes that make up Season 10. The first 24 (part 1) have already aired on The N, the other 20 (part 2) will be airing through June. We are releasing the first 24 episodes of Season 10 (part 1) in May with bonus features. Part 2 will probably come out around August (this is just an estimate though). Hope this clarifies everything for you.”

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        An employee that doesn’t know the channel is TeenNick and not the N? Also part 2 has already started and is airing throughout April..?

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    2. Unknown's avatar

      This makes the most sense, and probably the most likely to happen

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    The new promos will most likely come out either on Friday or Saturday. Monday at the latest. Both MuchMusic and TeenNick will ahve a new promo.

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  12. Unknown's avatar

    Omg Kary this Is the shit right here!!!!!

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    Hahaha love it Kary! Degrassi’s back in just 10 days, can’t wait. 3-month gap just flew by, huh?

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  14. Unknown's avatar

    @kerrin no. You’re retarded. And whoever sent that email was on drugs… IF an email was sent. First of all, TEENICK aired 25-32 from October 8th to November 19th. 33-44 air straight through From Friday February 11th-April 22nd. The Spring Break Special that was originally written as episodes 45-48, will be kicking off Season 11 in July. And the last time I checked… We all knew that the episode count had been shortened to 44. Well, you know, other than whatever dumbass runs the Degrassi page on Wikipedia. Oh, and in other news, @stephenstohn has recently tweeted a link to the Amazon page for the Degrassi Season 10 soundtrack, the physical copy of which will be released on February 22nd.

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      Must you always insult somebody? I swear to God that whenever I see your comments, you’re always cursing someone out or calling them names. Grow up, Christ.

      Anyway, nice song Kary. It’s pretty funny too, actually. :P

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      I wasn’t saying they were right i was referring to bazingg2 so stop with the offensive language because you could really hurt someone

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    I don’t want fiona to be a lesbian, although I do recognize that it would make sense, given her past behavior.

    she and adam had so much potential, though :(

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYAn8n_nBcQ

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      I totally agree. Adam deserves to be with the hottest senior at Degrassi.

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  16. Unknown's avatar

    Did anyone else see the character Franky on the new Skins season? (The UK one not the US).
    Really reminds me of Adam.

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  17. Unknown's avatar

    I could really care less about hurting your feelings. I’ve been coming to this blog since September 2009. And let me tell you something: I stopped coming on sometime in May, and came back on July 29th. Practically all the people I used to talk to on here LEFT because of the boatload of arrogant newbies that showed up in my absence. Before I left, some mean girl named Shannon was making a living hell out of the comments on this blog. Practically everyone who got into a fight with her is gone, including Shannon herself. Heck, even Kaylynn Kenver deleted her own blog. Anyways, my point in all this is the people on this blog these days say very hurtful, mean, and sometimes just plain stupid things. Anyone who actually has any logical theories get rejected, whereas the people who post such lame things as things as lame as ‘I still think Anya will get eaten by a giant pillow pet’ are worshipped. If I really thought I was ‘hurting people’ I’d be long gone, but I am and will ALWAYS be a member of this blog. Got it?:)

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    1. Unknown's avatar

      Preach it! Even though I started commenting on here around june 2010.

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    2. Unknown's avatar

      If you thought i was serious with the Anya is a pillow pet theory, your crazy. And you are hurtin someone, you not the judge of me, you don’t know me. You don’t know what i look like, girl or boy,how old i am, where i live etc. All I know is that it is very rude to call somebody a retard. Sorry for being such an arrogant newbie, and i really don’t want to fill this blog up with nonsense of fighting and bullying stuff. It should be about opinions and the occasional jokes, not calling people you don’t know retards.

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      I understand what you’re saying about people posting illogical and extremely far-fetched ideas on here, but you don’t need to call someone a retard to get your point across. The whole point of this site is to express your own opinion and discuss your predictions about what will happen in the future of Degrassi, no matter how crazy it may seem. Hell, I’ve heard some pretty crazy predictions about Degrassi before, and they’ve come true. That’s one of the things this show is known for, surprising it’s viewers and doing stuff people don’t expect. So I can see why certain people will post the things they do, and maybe you should just let them be instead of running them down without even knowing what will happen first. Give people a chance.

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  18. Unknown's avatar

    so…random thought. What if that death that they keep talking about in season 10 is actually julia….?

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    Whatever, Kerrin… I don’t care about hurting YOU specifically. I’m SORRY that no one cares about you or your rip-off-Kary blog. As for Roberto and Jhon, I’m sorry if I hurt your feelings. It wom’t happen again.

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  20. Unknown's avatar

    NEW PROMO CAME ON TODAY…

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  21. Unknown's avatar

    What if julia never died and just moved? And then eli and julia planned to to die on the same day in april to be together again? Just a crazy thought. haha

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  22. Unknown's avatar

    LMAO @ IT SHOWING “SUCKED IN” THEN SHOWING BIANCA’S HOE ASS. IM SURE THEY KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING

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    Whatever, Kerrin… I don’t care about hurting YOU specifically. I’m SORRY that no one cares about you or your rip-off-Kary blog. As for Roberto and Jhon, I’m sorry if I hurt your feelings. It wom’t happen again.

    . It is just really confusing to me how somebody who i haven’t even SEEN or MET or…well i don’t even know THEIR REAL NAME. I apologized for spamming. And I said nothing about the blog on the website for a while, so don’t even bring it up please. I come here to have fun, not to have my feelings hurt. I apologize for any harm i may have caused you. I wish not to continue this at all, because this blog is not for that. I spent hours and hours crying (and ur gonna call me a wuss) and trying to think why you hate me so much. Then i figure im never going to meet you in person, and your not worth my time :) adios. & And Anya will be eaten by a pillow pet.

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      Kerrin if you’re going to pretend to be someone else at least change your website url ..

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        *hits themselves in head with stupidity*

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    OMG THERES A NEW IN TOO DEEP PROMO AND ELI GOES “YOUR MY GIRLFRIEND,IM SUPPOSE TO PROTECT YOU !AND CLARE GOES “I CANT BE WITH YOU ANYMORE,YOU SCARE ME “OR SUMTHIN ALONG THOSE LINES !LIK GO TO TEENICK ON YOUR TV AND YOU SHOULD SEE IT

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    I’m not gonna call you a wuss, but personally I somewhat have a heart of glass whenever you tweet pretty much anything directed towards me. I really don’t care. I’m not here to make friends. I’m here to discuss Degrassi. And one little insignificance like you doesn’t phase me. So, run along. Go make some coffee or play hide and seek. But for all of the CHILDISH people on this blog: hate me all you want. Boo freaking hoo. At the end of the day, you’re gonna remember that two wrongs don’t make a right. Then you’re gonna shut the fuck up and keep your opinions about me to yourselves for ALL future reference, because I’m DONE. Goodbye

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      Really, so feel the exact same way. #Done

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  26. Unknown's avatar

    Why can’t they have a promo for When Love Takes Over? FADAM FTW!!!!

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  27. Unknown's avatar

    Ok everyone who’s freaking out about Eli and Clare breaking up plz calm the fuck down lol we don’t no what’s gonna happen just yet so take a few breaths now I no the damange Eli is causing looks bad but it still may possibly be repairable :) let’s just think positive cuz we love r eclare!!

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  28. Unknown's avatar

    Personally I think that Julia is just the same covermodel they used for the book. Stephen Stohn was just trying to trick us (as usual)

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    Heres my predictions:

    The anniversary of Julia’s death is coming up and Eli is being overly protective of Clare. This worsens when he finds out She has been hanging out with Fitz. While teaching Clare how to drive,Fitz happens to walk in front of the car and Eli turns the wheel towards him,But Clare manages to stop it. She grows scared of Eli’s ways but ignores it,Until Fitz shows up at her house,Bruised by Eli. She cant take it anymore and breaks up with him until he can get himself together. But Eli wont take it and becomes suicidal. He gets into a car wreck,But survives. Meanwhile,Bobby has lost the court battle against Fiona. This enrages him beyond belief and he comes to degrassi with a gun. Holly J and Fiona are arguing about Fionas (assuming it happens) crush on her. Bobby appears and aims the gun at fiona. holly J begs him not to shoot and takes a bullet for Fiona. Rather or not she dies i dont know but i heard its been confirmed that a girl dies this season.

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    1. Unknown's avatar

      Good EClare theory, but not so sure about the Bobbly thing. Im pretty sure Bobby was only on the show for the limited time he was abusing Fiona.

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    Aislinn and Melinda were talking about crying a lot at the end of the season presumably about the shooting, so id on’t think its either of them. We know Eli’s not dying, but i’ve always had teh gut felling Anya would die.

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      Here’s a thought:

      Okay, so we see Adam wearing a hoodie and polo shirt when in says “sucked in” but Fiona is wearing what she was wearing when she was fixing Adam’s tie in the other promo. We also see her open a door and look shocked. My guess is that for some reason Adam changes out of the hoodie and polo and into the suit and tie and Fiona opens the door and sees that Adam’s physically a girl.

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      Before I start, Eli’s rearview mirror on his hearse has two smiley faces. xD Oh, the irony.

      Anyway, onto the predictions!

      Eli: They can’t kill him. Season 10 isn’t over yet, meaning he hasn’t been on for a full season. They waited 5 (or was it 4?) seasons to kill J.T, so I doubt they’ll kill him yet. He’s probably obsessing since Julia’s death is coming up. Plus, I think he had more to do with her death than he’s leading on. Maybe he didn’t directly kill her, but something else happened that night (assuming she’s smart enough to think “HOLY CRAP! A car’s coming! I should move!” in broad daylight). He might even tell Clare, leading to her saying “You scare me!”

      Fitz: Now I’ve heard some good ones on him. The only things I REALLY wouldn’t like
      are the following; Him & Clare getting in a relationship, and/or the pair pulling a Darcy and Spinner (since Degrassi has a history of repeating itself. -.-). Anything else is fine. Try to rape Clare, don’t try to rape Clare, be an idiot, don’t be an idiot. Actually, I’d rather he just try to hurt Clare (ya’ know, because of Eli) instead of rape her. That’d be Darcy all over again.

      Fiona: Well we’ve pretty much established that she has issues. Kissing her brother, hating Holly J, not hating Holly J, transgender boyfriend, alcohol issues, abusive ex-boyfriend, anything I’ve missed? Now she’s lesbian too? The girl has some SERIOUS issues she needs to address. I think Bobby’s gonna come back & finish what he started. Maybe she’ll call her beloved brother beforehand & he might try to help, but I doubt it. Since she is confirmed for Season 11, maybe Holly J will come to the rescue. Who knows with this girl…

      Adam: Ehh… We already know, honestly. His new girlfriend is a train wreck. She wants a girl, and he’s one from the neck down. Not only that, but his best friends have their own issues. Eli’s obsessive & Clare’s passive. Poor Adam. :( Maybe HE’LL come to Fiona’s rescue. They said a girl is dying, and Adam technically IS a girl.

      Anya: Not to hate on her, but why is she still on? All that’s semi-interesting is that her mom had cancer. What an interesting character-note sarcasm. Oh, and Wesley liking her? Whoptie-doo. I. Don’t. Care. She’ll probably end up sucking face with Dr. Chris (or however it’s spelled) on her 18th birthday. Fin.

      Holly J: Uhm, hey there Degrassi writers. One question: SINCE WHEN IS SHE LESBIAN? That is completely random & utterly stupid! Why would she sleep with Declan & strip for Sav if she wasn’t straight? Not once has someone questioned her sexual orientation, so what the hell? O.o

      Bianca: Hmm… So now you want a relationship -or so it seems- with Drew? Adorable. -_- I can’t wait until Alli comes back & sees this! >:]

      Drew: That’s what you get, you douche! What, did you think all of the girls would WORSHIP you because you cheated on your girlfriend with BIANCA, of all people? Bad enough you cheated, but you sure know how to pick ’em. -__- To think I kind of liked you at first…

      Alli: Good job, Sav. You made your sister run away. A round of applause for you. Sarcasm aside now, why was some guy taking her bag? Hands off, douche bag! && yay! She’s back. Now she can plead for Clare to take her back after she ditched her for JENNA. Ugh…I don’t forgive her for that. Now Clare’s a misfit, where she belongs, so I guess that’s okay. But you left her with two boys as friends while you helped the next Juno. Meewihdhfoerh. -.- She’s lucky she’s interesting.

      Saving the longest for last;

      Clare: Hun, calm yourself. You already know when Julia died-thank you Adam :]- & you haven’t connected the dots yet? Eli lost Julia because he let her out of his sight. Obviously, he’s gonna be a bit…obsessive as her death date comes along. You don’t have to be so cruel about it. Not saying you should be like, “Eli, OF COURSE you can obsess over me!” like some die-hard Eli and/or Eclare fans think you should.

      I love Eli, I think his character has many layers to him, & I also love Eclare. Their chemistry & their personalities just… work. BUT, I listen to reason. Clare shouldn’t be called any names for being upset about Eli ‘suffocating’ her, but she shouldn’t yell at him either. Just like I understand Eli’s concern, but he shouldn’t hover. Don’t be pissed off at Clare for being mad, it’s just ignorant of you.
      HOWEVER, she shouldn’t have said “You’re suffocating me!” in public. He’s not stalking you, & although you have every right to tell him to knock it off (politely, of course), don’t yell at him, ESPECIALLY not in public. But I personally think they’re making it SEEM like she randomly blew up on him like that. We’ve established that she is -for the most part- reasonable & accepting. She probably kept hinting on it, but he wouldn’t catch on, so she popped her top.
      _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

      In character? Mostly. Likely? Definitely. After all, this is DEGRASSI we’re talking about. Anything is likely.

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        Just realized how long that was. xP

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    I’d just like to say that I (along with everyone who agreed with me or said the same thing) was right that Clare is the one driving the car as this promo pretty much proves it (Clare in the driver seat wearing the jean jacket). I normally don’t do this but a lot of people were insisting that they were positive that it was not Clare..

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    No Anya doesn’t die. For a source, check out the TheStarScoop.com interview with Samantha Munro. If it is a girl that dies, Sadie Clare Alli Bianca Holly J. Anya and Fiona are already confirmed as a part of Season 11 in one way or another. And for the boys, KC Dave Wesley Adam Fitz Drew Sav and Snake are all confirmed.

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      i thought eli was confirmed 2? and alli and clare were talking about crying during the last episodes (both of them) so i think they might be on the clear list.

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  33. Unknown's avatar

    Well, if you thought Eli’s freak out in the hallway was creepy, I’m pretty sure the whole “you ripped my heart out” bit will be slightly…unnerving? But i think he most likely lives, since I think Clare’s in a hospital when she says “you scare me” The question is…will eclare survive?? (DUH DUH DUUUUUUHHHH XD ya but in all seriousness they probably won’t last, but eventually they might get back together)

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    WHO SAID THERE WAS GOING TO BE A SHOOTING? WHO SAID SOMEONE WAS GOING TO DIE? YALL SAY SOMEBODY GON DIE EVERY DAMN SEASON LMAO

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    im still standing by my theory that wen they said a girl dies this season-they meant julia.
    In the carnival promo when clare showed eli the death card-it meant julia. Please someone agree w/me so i know im not crazy here!!???

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      You’re not crazy sis. Everyone should know by now it had to do with Eli and Julia.

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      I don’t remember it being confirmed that a girl would die. I think that was just a rumor. If not, could you tell me the link that says a girl will die.

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    I don’t think Clare was talking to Eli when she said “you scare me” it doesn’t show Eli in that same room neither were they on the phone.

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      She’s probably giving one of those ridiculous speeches where she says “you scare me and that’s why I love you Eli” or something along those lines just cuz she doesn’t seem scared

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      You could be right. Maybe she was talking to Fitz…? He DID show up on her doorstep on a dark and stormy night…

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    @hunter. Confirmed by who?!? Links or its not truth. And i only beleave direct links from SS or LS if its just someone SAYING that someone of importants said it, that stilldoesnt count as CONFIRMED unless proof is provided. Sorry

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  38. Unknown's avatar

    You could be right, Kerrin. Maybe she was talking to Fitz…? He DID show up on her doorstep on a dark and stormy night…

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